Spicy Drumstick

New gender binary: either you exist or you don't exist.

ABAB: Assigned Born At Birth

In terms of the natural order of things, I was put on this earth to watch good movies. I was not put on this earth to answer emails. Unfortunately we have not yet entered an era where, as an adult, you can have one without the other.

eating w/o youtube, driving w/o music, shopping w/o buying a drink... these are lethal situations you may find yourself in. stay safe out there

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

get verbed nounboy

sick of job hunting i wish you could still make a living scamming rich people into buying photos of ghosts and faeries like those victorian photographers

Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes

the cutest tags ive gotten on this are along the lines of 'it really works if your wish is for more dandelions!'

is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?

whatever *becomes weirder out of spite*

i think my problem is that when i’m doing an activity with a friend they’re thinking “i am having fun. this is fun.” but i’m thinking “we are tying the strings of fate we are forming a powerful bond that will last eons”

I am NOT immune to characters bandaging/stitching/cleaning each others wounds

Honestly? To be honest? tbh? Truthfully? I’m so tired