Jolie

oh my wow that’s pretty.

What manner of nature sorcery is this?

Whoa son

Definitely thought they were speedrunning tea for the first bit.

FORBIDDEN TEA

Looks like one of them had a really tough semester

The way the frog looked at the guy and the bug! I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’ve never seen a frog THROW something omg hahaha let alone FOOD

I keep staring at his second eye wtf, I didn’t even know that was possible.

Fun fact: It’s not a second eye, it’s a transparent third eyelid! Most reptiles and amphibians have them. Some mammals, like cats and camels have them too!

That is one pissed off Frog.

what the fucj

Man this was a fucking rollercoaster.

all i wanna do is paint and drink tea and water my plants!!!!!!!! pet my cat and grow vegetables and ride my bike to the farmers market!!!!!!!! collect treasures do embroidery and lie down on a moss covered rock!!!!! thats the stuff!!!

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

Y’all better behave, you have two months

ALL HAIL SANTA CLAWS

i cannot explain why i started laughing uncontrollably.

i lost my shit at “who’s turning christmas”

WHO’S TURNING CHRISTMAS?

peeta mellark really was that bitch, pulling that “if it weren’t for the baby” line out of nowhere, oh he knew

if peeta mellark was in the game of thrones universe, he would have won the throne in 2 seasons max

Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.

They aren’t animals and they aren’t plants! They can navigate mazes and chase their food! They glow in the dark and give us visions, they cure diseases and grow inside our lungs, they’re tiny little spots and entire forests! They’re tasty in spaghetti and on pizza! What are they?? We’re not entirely sure!!! Fungus!!!!!!

One of my least favourite dialogue tropes is when a man tells a woman, “You can’t do that” or “I wouldn’t do that if I were you” and she says, “Why? Because I’m a woman and therefore too weak to handle this/can’t take care of myself?” or something to that effect and the guy replies with, “No, because everyone who tried that ended up with a bullet in their brain” or something equally reasonable and not gender-specific that paints him as the rational not sexist guy and the woman as an irrational paranoid feminist who searches for sexism in everything. This whole scenario is built on the idea that sexism is over and women’s fears and suspicions don’t have a leg to stand on. It’s also self-congratulatory pseudofeminism bc it’s supposed to make the viewer/reader/listener feel that in this specific work of fiction women are treated respectfully and as equal with men.

huh.. never thought of it like that

But, what if the male character isn’t sexist? I meam…their fictional sure but…I’m not sure how to phrase this

Such wholesome goodness ❤️

im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question