jory

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[ID: a grey, black and white cat sitting on the floor. It has very wide eyes and is holding a rainbow flag in its mouth. /End ID]

damn... he's some stone cold mother fucker huh? kind of a badass... wouldnt want to cross him on a bad day

keeping a blokelist of problematic english men

I'm really trying hard to be a "It's everyone's first time learning something everyday" kind of guy but also if you don't know shit and you know you're, for whatever reason, a person who doesn't have context about something, why fucking talk. Like why are you talking. If you know you don't know what's being discussed why are you opining about it and getting confused when everyone is like, shut your empty headed mouth for the love of god? Are you ALSO learning for the first time that this is insufferable?? As though half the time these people aren't also insufferable pedants who'd blow a gasket if someone started talking about their loser hobbies wrong

vavr has a penis beiber utau

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

this genuinely made me so happy

its good that there are people who will fight fires because if i had to do that i would have to resort to dirty moves like kicking it in the penis

mario's personal information just got leaked onto the internet

it was a dire dire dox

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

so those kids down at the sidewalk hopscotch were NOT happy with my glass cannon build

Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie