dingus

i need to lock in (doesnt)

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

That is so incredibly gay. I hope all the flowers die at the same time

Ok this

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

mommy needs her head smashed in with a brick