the happy smiler

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

i wanna do brofist when you are around

you are the best yo. my sweet smile friend bro

mostly i do god knows what

Kibble is poison. Watch pet fooled

horrible fucking partner just said apropos of nothing “and i’ll SUCK, and i’ll FUCK, and i’ll BLOW YOUR BACK OUT” like the big bad wolf.

the drinky thinker...

its so much and its dishonest work

employment

Freaks, geeks, and assorted weirdos - if you're on SSRIs, you definitely want item 2, as those will fuck with your heat sensitivity.

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

happy first day of pride everyone