trash Boi

my favorite rupaul story is that once he let somebody drown and mentioned it once and never again

YOU KNOW YOU COULDA DONE BOTH RIGHT?????

“love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling” I choked

So did Oscar Wilde

negasonic teenage warhead: bitch deadpool: blocked negasonic teenage warhead: wait unblock me i need to tell you something deadpool: unblocked negasonic teenage warhead: bitch

gay and trans ppl who live in small towns and have to celebrate pride month by themselves are stronger than any us marine

I think it’s also important to mention this happened at Cracker Barrel.

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

LMAO He just said he does

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

Never Forget 😂

The best fucking post on here

I hate this website because I heard “Thinking Out Loud” by Edward Sheeran and all I could think about was that one fucking video you know the one

Hey bud the hint only made me more confused

Literally. @amazinglyspicy this is the only vital overwatch information I’ll ever need.

i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a bar fight and fall in love

I also can’t rent movies in two different towns so there’s that.

OOOOH. *happy YA librarian dance*

I want this in every library, everywhere. After all, some kids won’t even google this stuff because they don’t want parents/siblings checking their browser history.

This is really awesome. And if you’re not familiar with how the Dewey Decimal system works - the numbers subject-based, which means these numbers are applicable in EVERY library. So if you see something you want to research on this list - look for those same numbers in any of your local libraries.

This is wonderful.

Reblogging to possibly save a life

no one is fucking in the streets at pride. it’s not a thing, you ridiculous, ignorant homophobes

“Hewwo?” Cantrip. Instant. Verbal component. Duration one minute, no concentration. Upon casting, everyone in hearing range rolls a will save. On a failed save they immediately become hostile to the caster. Anyone else with this cantrip does not need to make the save and can also cast Hewwo as a free action on everyone previously affected. Instead of repeating the will save, each person affected by the original Hewwo immediately gets advantage on melee attacks and strength checks, and disadvantage on concentration, ranged attacks, charisma checks, and dexterity checks for the duration. 

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

Finally something focusing on black girls!