I love wash’s sarge impression + their dynamic again
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I love wash’s sarge impression + their dynamic again

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Who shut off my memory?
This is such a beautifully written scene
I DO want to highlight this fact just because i love it so much: during the production of season 8 matt hullum went to his in-laws for christmas and was meeting his wife’s family for the first time and there were a bunch of kids and cousins all running around. burnie needed some extra lines from sarge in a pinch, so matt went down to the basement to record the lines and yell like a maniac. and then when he walked back up the stairs all the kids who had visited were all staring at him and he was like huh? whats going on? and they were all like “:O you’re SARGE from red vs blue!!!!!!!!”
gary literally is so fucked up. i don’t think about him as much as sigma but his goals are literally fucking inscrutable. i don’t even think HE knows what his goals are. i really think he just does whatever the hell he thinks is funniest at any given moment.
he helped sigma manipulate carolina then he ejected himself from wyomings brain to avoid going along with his plan. he tortured the alpha and then tried to do it AGAIN for NO REASON and then just. let him go! and saved all of his friends! he hates humans and calls them slurs but his only friend is a human. he was in the same place as o’malley but they just what. never talked? o’malley seemed to have NO clue what the reds and blues were up to while they were in zanzibar. did he even know gary was there? but then he went along with o’malley’s plan to what? save humanity? that he hates? sheila described him as “not very smart”. he wasn’t able to overpower a dumb ai.
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wished they interacted more. not for any real reason. I just want them to insult each other. but for MY amusement.
I love that post about sarge thinking Locus is red bc he's red green colourblind but I also think its really funny bc people with that type of colorblindness typically dont actually see red that well at all which would mean that despite loving the colour red, Sarge has never actually seen red 😭
@souths-armpit-hair is a legend who makes iconic posts like this
I love how every single one of donut’s innuendos has plausible deniability and can be explained away as him genuinely trying to say something innocent except for one line in the guidebook when he just straight up says he wants to bang sarge for a promotion

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Bite the pain and fight
Now that the war is through with me I’m waking up, I cannot see
Cold: Caboose liked Church so much despite Church being a dick because he's dumb and nice like that
Room temp: Caboose liked Church even though he was a jerk because Caboose likes mean people
Warm: Caboose knew Church did actually like and care about him and was just an asshole about it
Hot: Caboose gets the same kind of joy as bothering your cat from Church
i couldnt get myself to finish colouring this one

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planning session on chorus goes very well for epsilon