Fishtopher walken

jack off all trades masturbate none or whatever

get a bag tuesday is cancelled. it's too fuckin hot out. go back to sleep

Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

partially putting a teaspoon into my undine girlfriend and marvelling at how refraction bends it

carrying a plastic straw with me and taking little sips out of my undine girlfriend while she's not looking

going to the hardware store with my undine girlfriend because she's into boilerplay

going for a walk in the rain with my undine girlfriend and she starts raining under our umbrella because she thinks it's funny

taking my undine girlfriend to the pool and everyone watches in horror as the water level slowly starts to recede

proposing to my undine girlfriend using a gold laced bucket

showing my undine girlfriend a picture of a Night Elf and she starts boiling and steaming

using the aforementioned plastic straw to blow bubbles inside my undine girlfriend

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

Necessary Dopeness. This is what queens do....👑🥰🧠✊🏿📚❤️🖤💚☀️✨🔥🔥🔥🔥💯

I know Kristi personally and the work she does in Tulsa is unmatched.

‘Average experience with Moira O’Deorain is toxic and cruel’ factoid actually incorrect. Gabriel Reyes, who has been tortured in a dungeon for one billion years and kicked like the football, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted