be they do crime

“you’ll feel better after a good night’s rest” do i look like someone who has had one of those in the last two decades

look. Look into my eyes

[ID: An edit of a Tumblr post that now says, "ppl who celebrate fictional character anniversaries are annoying pass it on. / FUCK this post and happy anniversary jonmartin". Attached is the first part of the transcript for MAG159 "The Last". End ID]

*trying to call a woman beautiful but i've forgotten how to engage other humans in conversation* girl, you remind me of architecture

my divorce themed wedding

DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

friend of mine was sleeping whilst another friend and i were talking about nonsense. at some point we were talking about how trains honked anyway in the no horn zone that we had both lived in at one point. either without waking up, or waking up so briefly as to not disturb her sleep, our sleeping friend turned over to face us and solemnly intoned "Trains are required by federal law to sound the horn three times at a grade crossing". then she was gone again. we shook her gently- no response, out cold. she didn't remember it in the morning.

The best tragedies will have you thinking "I wish it could've gone any other way" and "this is the only way it could've ended" at the same time

unhealthy codependency is really a top tier dynamic. like they need each other to survive but god. should they.

Flirting telepathically tonight so if you get nightmares its just me

task manager kill this fucking thinbg

people often think i'm doing it for the bit but unfortunately i Am the type of guy who just says shit like "pray tell" and "indeed" and "naught but the human heart can hope to capture the moon's beauty" (that was actually about my shitty phone camera) and nobody really knows what to do when they hear those words come out of my mouth. myself included.

(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear