let's dance to joy division

REFUSE to CONFORM to SOCIETAL NORMS, GENDER ROLES, or the HARRY POTTER EPILOGUE

oh my GOD

man I hate when I'm in a situation where I have a lot of small rocks or balls about to crush me and the only way for me to get out of the situation is for someone to match three or more objects on a grid. and then they don't match the objects on the grid! like bitchh just match the objects godddd

STOP!!! telling me to change my lifestyle ive had ENOUGH!!!! of people teling me to "drop it" or asking "whats in your mouth". I VE GOT THANGS TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

Upon hearing this, the student became enlightened.

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am

one time i tagged a post with #perv instead of #prev by mistake and the op of that post blocked me

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

“I’m just like Spiderman fr” I say as I drag my depressed migraine ridden chronic-pained ass out of bed at 5pm

I'm sorry but vaccines are so fucking cool. You're telling me that I just need to drop by my doctor, feel a pinprick, maaaybe feel a bit off for a day and then I have statistically significant, incredible chances of either completely avoiding getting a certain illness or at the very least have a pretty string guarantee my body will kick its ass swiftly??? Fucking magic potion.

told my therapist (in his 70s) that I’ve been playing animal crossing again and he goes “oh.. i know that game.. but wasn’t it called frogger?” he does not seem to remember making this exact same comment six years ago when i was last playing animal crossing

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

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