let's dance to joy division

REFUSE to CONFORM to SOCIETAL NORMS, GENDER ROLES, or the HARRY POTTER EPILOGUE

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

Sorry for not doing the tag game you tagged me in I love you

This blog is 5+. We talk abt mature subjects like dinosaurs here and sometimes even say words like 'damn', preschoolers DNI

To me Sam is like. On his phone at a party knee-deep in a reddit thread about selkies. Memorizing facts off wikipedia. Having his gay little psychic visions. Eating quinoa and chewing very slowly. Oh what a quiet polite relatively well adjusted young man! Good kid in a bad situation <3 Meanwhile his internal monologue: "no one can know I'm secretly a twisted fucking cycle path ahhhh blood rage blood evil sex death ritual". That kid. Got straight As all through high school. While living in a car with two guys who think it's gay to know math. Do you know how fucking crazy you have to be to keep your GPA up in that situation . All so he could be normal and not live in a car. And guess what. He did anyway.

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

I know John was pissed as hell at all the stupid aliases dean made