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@zephyne

hello, zephyne here ! she/her. 30s. reading byler + drarry. drinking tea. not much else tbh || icon and sidebar by the one and only @swymsuyt. header by the talented @frogcult19. nb: i do not support jkr or her reprehensible views. any engagement with her work is transformative in nature.

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inthislight-remarkable

REFUSE to CONFORM to SOCIETAL NORMS, GENDER ROLES, or the HARRY POTTER EPILOGUE

#WE DO NOT SUPPORT JKR ON THIS BLOG

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sentrysvoid

Pride & Prejudice dir. Joe Wright | 2005

#pride and prejudice

moodyycat

this version of mike wheeler would really fw bo burnham’s inside

#stranger things #mike wheeler

tastylemonbread

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

didderd-reblogs

watchingthecredits

hey. does anyone want to see a really bad twilight ripoff I saw on tubi

watchingthecredits

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strawberry-crocodile

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

strawberry-crocodile

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

hazyinmyhead

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie

moonycleric

just found this photo i’m SICK

#someone hug him please 😭#stranger things #mike wheeler

vasira96

idk who needs to hear this, but your partner should be making your life better and easier than it is on your own. if your partner is making your life harder, they're constantly stressing you out, if they're not showing up for you? babe you gotta leave, life is so short and we only get one, so don't spend it with someone who makes you feel bad about your life, you deserve so much better than that

notahorseindisguise

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

notahorseindisguise

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batwizard

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong

phoebebyers

and at the end of the day i really do think will b would be a weird artsy indie stoner gay more than he would ever be a party gay

#stranger things

clytemnestraaa

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

hobbular

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

nowlander

bruzum

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saltwater-goldfishy

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

raviolireptile

I had to draw this

#project hail mary

red-garden

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

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