Home of a Paint-covered Durg

A strange day in the Late Cretaceous

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again

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Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

he’s scary

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

If you can, provide disposable plates/utensils and save them from doing dishes — when my husband was diagnosed with cancer, bulk paper products were our most appreciated gift

the inmates

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles