"enjoy it while it lasts" (undercuts itself, needlessly doomerish, foreboding)
"enjoy it!" (straight to the point, actually encourages enjoying it)
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@jollyfunvoid
"enjoy it while it lasts" (undercuts itself, needlessly doomerish, foreboding)
"enjoy it!" (straight to the point, actually encourages enjoying it)

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Give me a child of Aphrodite who’s aromantic—because platonic love is just as important as romantic love
Give me a child of Athena with low grades, but very high emotional intelligence— because intelligence comes in many forms
Give me a child of Ares who’s a pacifist and only engages in violence when necessary— because they understand just how dangerous and easily escalated conflict is
Give me a child of Hades who embraces life to the fullest and is bubbly and sweet— because they understand that the experience of living is unique and should be cherished while it lasts
after much deliberation I have completed a simple task that took me less than 10 minutes, and I'm happy to report that this time it only cost me about 3 days of dread
Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca
lol yaoi

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The worst types of cookbook:
The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.
The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...
The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.
The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).
The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!
The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...
The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).
The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.
#the overachiever: make this very time consuming ingredient from scratch even though it'll end up tasting worse than store bought
Amen to this @akasanata. "Now make your puff pastry from scratch". How about no❤️
siblings in tv shows/movies: brother…. I love you….
my brothers first message to me after 3 weeks of moving out:
YOUNG MAN!
There's no need to feel down,
I MEAN YOUNG THEY!
I forgot your pronoun,
Prev do you think it's okay to just go on other people's posts and be funnier than them?
can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean
Fish don't you know better than to dox yourself on the Internet
Apt. C
there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

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christ in the wilderness, ivan kramskoy
he looks like he needs a cigarette
perceived skill
I wish more people got this because some ‘low-empathy’ people are the most compassionate and sympathetic in the universe, and I hate it when that’s taken to mean ‘unfeeling and probably hostile’ when nothing could be further from the truth
Or, as my dad put it,
Sympathy: I know how you feel Empathy: I feel how you feel Compassion: is there anything I can do to help?
Sympathy: that sucks bro empathy: I feel that compassion: want me to send you some puppy and kitten pictures to make you feel better?
Posts like this make me feel so much better. It always seems like society treat responses to others pain as though empathy is the most important kind. I am around 85% compassionate and this post helped me not feel like I am a monster because of that for once.
i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained

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Goddess of Depression by Victor Nazarenko