you either have the feeling or you don't

dont forget to spend uncountable hours of your one precious life on your phone btw 👍

Eva Hohrath, from Twenty-Two Little Cats, published 1962

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

everyone who interacts with a post on my blog is entered into a secret lottery wherein a winner is randomly chosen for me to go thru their blog for a minute or two. thanks for playing, everyone

tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times

good morning i feel like seven dollars

you hit 26 and suddenly your only choices are dropping out of college and hitting yourself in the head with a metal pipe

dont let my unintelligibility distract from my message