Bi The Way

ohhhhhhh LOL the spiders are coming and I only have minutes left

*goes to hot topic and walks out with arms full of regular groceries*

I…you…is that even remotely possible?

no, thats why its a joke. thanks

Okay, this was fucking great. Wait for it. 🍔

NO mom it’s NOT a phase *spurs clank as i stomp up the stairs*

idk how ppl find twitter ‘more bearable’ than tumblr. i log onto tumblr and i see posts from the same handful of ppl i’ve come to expect, displayed in chronological order. then i log onto twitter and it’s like “here’s a seemingly random collection of posts arranged in order of how angry we think they’ll make u! also, every celebrity and major world leader is on here trying to earn their master’s degree from Clown University”

you know what? why aren’t there more gay cooking shows 

I don’t claim this

maybe i pspspspsp’ed at you because i love you. did you think of that? huh?

you're not bad with money you're just living in a society that underpays you, overcharges you, then gaslights you into feeling guilty for needing to eat

It’s so fucked up that someone who works 8 hours per day should feel guilty for spending / can’t afford to spend 10$ that day on a drink and snack