Rory Gilmore Sex Boat

I do love the form of literary analysis that is essentially, "If I were put in a situation, I would simply not have an emotional response at all, and all my actions would be both logical and moral. The character, who has acted otherwise under duress, must simply be a defective person."

Giles said nonbinary werewolf rights.

Diversity win! The werewolf who mauled you to death and ate you is non-binary

i picked up skyrim again and im going to dinner at a place called 'bloodchill cavarn' haha what nice people to invite a complete stranger :)

vampire

vampire stake to the heart wont work if your tits are big enough

Yeah, you just catch it

Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit.

Then I just use a spear instead.

you are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas and for what. why would you do that to the ecosystem

holy shit, this has some of the most wildly sensual energy i have ever seen.

The Last Temptation of Data

For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, “Special note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Lear’s statement that he is ‘every inch a king’.”

#wow go ian mckellan #also a+ flirting there taron

The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis

Like Spider-Man, you have a built-in “danger sense”, but instead of alerting you of danger, it stops time around you until you’re out of danger. One day, time stops suddenly, and as usual, you tried to move until time continues again, but after an hour of walking, time is still frozen.

There’s a global pandemic and you’re grocery shopping. Next question.

this post has already gotten far enough from my circle of mutuals that people think the girl with the glasses is the one that im sympathizing with in this post