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This is so fucking funny!
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Why are customers stupid as fuck
āDoes the decaf coffee have caffeine?ā What the fuck do you think!
āCan I get a bacon sandwichā
āWhich one sir? We have three of themā
āThe one with the bacon on itā
Hi my name is Customer McDumbass and I ordered six frappaccinos, all different, during a rush right before my flight is supposed to board and Iām mad my drinks arenāt done yet!
Um. Decaf has caffeine. Chemically decaffeinated somewhat less so than Swiss water process decaf, but it still has enough to fuck with particularly sensitive people.
I mentioned this in the replies but the customer asked because they wanted the coffee with the MOST caffeine and thought decaf was that. It was genuinely stupid I promise
Me: āI have a small cappuccino for Caitlin!ā
Customer: āWhat? But I ordered a large Americano!ā
Me: āWhatās your name?ā
Customer: āLaurieā
I have customers walk away with the wrong drink so often because of that constantly. Like maāam, you ordered a large frap. Does this medium hot cup really seem like itās the right beverage for you???????
āAnd WHY exactly canāt I use my coupon?ā
āā¦because your coupon is for a regular priced item, and your item is on sale.ā
āWell, how was I supposed to KNOW it was on sale?ā
āWell, ma'am, there was a sign right above it on the shelfāā
āI came in here to SHOP, not to READ.ā
Dude I have people with bones coming out of their body asking me if I think itās an emergency and if they should go to the hospital or wait till it gets better. Like humans are just plain stupid
WHY CANT I USE MY COUPON TWICE???
āWhere are my vouchers? I was told I would get them!ā
āNo sir, you took out business with us two months before the voucher offer started.ā
āSo Iām going to get my vouchers?ā
āNo sir, because you started business with us before the offer began.ā
āI want my vouchers!ā
āYou arenāt eligible for any voucher sir.ā
āThis is ridiculous! I was told I would get vouchers.ā
āActually sir weāve listened to all the calls, and no one mentioned the vouchers to you.ā
āā¦So when will I get my vouchers?ā
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That āgrabbing the obviously wrong drinkā thing pissed me off so much when I was a barista. It really made me lose faith in humanityās intelligence.
Yesterday a woman who ordered a mocha grabbed someone elseās chai, despite names being announced and written on cups, drank half of it, then returned it and yelled at me because it wasnāt her drink. Customers really are that stupid
I work at a hot dog place and I had a couple come in and order two hot dogs. One plain and one with onions and mustard. I labeled them so they knew which was which but they returned a little later complaining that his hot dog didnāt have anything on it even though he ordered it with mustard and onions and that his girlfriends hot dog had mustard and onions instead of being plainā¦.I didnāt even know how to respond.
I once had a woman complaining about how small our clothes were fitting her. She was shopping in the childrens department.
Me, closing up: wow Iām so glad itās two minutes until I go home
Tourists:Ā
I think peoples love for conflict make them stupider and more annoying customers cause they deadass tryna find a problem to complain about whenever they go somewhere

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Rickey is out here living his BEST LIFE
Righttt Iām so happy for him!!
One of the only vine niggas thatās still funny and not problematic
Hope everyone is well today !
And tomorrow !!!!
After that youāre on your own
@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?
my friend, if only you knew
Itās a very dangerous language to learn
Hereās an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. Thatās why itās āla chatā as opposed to just āchatā. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you canāt just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.
#now Iām wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year thereās that kid who forgets that you canāt translateĀ āI am excitedā toĀ āJe suis excitĆ©eā. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.
āis the french language always on the vergeā oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:Ā
truly the language of love
See, not winging it isnāt really what they do. Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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This is what Kurt Cobain wanted.
He would fucking love this.
WHEREāS THE FULL VERSION OP