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Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie

My brother and I have started playing baldur's gate together as twin barbarian gnomes named Kick and Flip who like to Be Strong and Break Thing

Why are cone snails never referenced in cartoons or video games or really any media at all?? They're not that obscure. There's a snail with a biological gun that can kill a person and I've seen it in countless educational kid's books, nature documentaries, science magazines and articles but nobody with the power to do so has put the murder harpoon snail into anything?? Hello????

We were SO fucking robbed I wanna throw a super Nintendo right on the ground!!!!!

After taking down the Big Bad, tell your players they're not finished yet. Have them attend the funeral and whoever dealt the final blow is asked to say a few words.

characters recognising a doppelganger/evil twin/shapeshifting imposter because they know the original so well is such a good trope

extra sexy if they manage to trick them into saying or doing something the other would never do

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”