Would you rather
A) have a gnome in your house eat all your apples but no one will believe you (even with proof)
B) have a talking rock deceive you into digging a hole (I feel like this one might be a defence to something?)
C) all door handles grab your pocket
(Please provide a reason for your choice)
I can dig a hole it’s fine
The rock doesn’t even need to deceive me. I’ll dig that hole FOR the rock, dammit.























