John Vladimir Lenin @john-lenin-revolution - Tumblr Blog

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

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nixon-official

My Fellow Americans,

Are we the baddies??

emobernie

YES.

quinton-reviews

tumblr is fun

#beatles #McLennon #the beatles

kissy-kissinger

You adorable little silly baby

I do da war crimes goo goo gah gah

john-lenin-revolution

...ew

nixon-official

hey British people. i know some of you limeys follow me [don't get your panties in an uproar, I dated a british {Paul McCartney} also i like your version of The Office better than the US remake).

i have a question for you: what is a piers morgan?

john-lenin-revolution

the real question is WHY is a Piers Morgan

and the answer is Rupert Murdoch

#piers morgan #rupert murdoch #nixon #richard nixon

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elvis-former-pres-ident-ley

Woah, my fellow Americans!

It's Me! President Elvis Presley, hummina hummina! I'm here to help you remember the American dream, mama! *presidential hip thrusts* (Mod here, he's very new to all of this, he just got summoned here from the 1960's, so he's very out of touch and still thinks we're at war with Communist Russia. Please try to be nice to him)

communist-elvis-offical

Woah comrade, the revolution will get your country too, and the socialist utopia will arise hummina hummina

doubleca5t

Right wingers not only promoting pseudoscientific ideas around porn addiction, semen retention and other no-fap community nonsense but actively legislating against pornography being legal means that I think we can officially call it: great news everyone, jacking off is now woke! This also means posting pole and hole is woke, going horny on main is woke, and most importantly gooning on the clock is woke. boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I nut on company time. The Gooner Rights Agenda is the future of the radical left - Coomers of the world Unite! You have nothing to lose but your pants

mud-offical

john-lenin-revolution

SHREK IS A FILM ABOUT CLASS STRUGGLE!!!!!

#shrek #dialectical materialism #marxism #marxist-leninism #class war #class struggle

pastelclownkitty

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

yeah no i dont care if i have 121 followers youre not doing that to me

i-give-you-a-fish

You get a Common Clownfish

Amphiprion ocellaris

pastelclownkitty

you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy

raineofthedragons

@nixon-official

nixon-official

THIS ENTIRE POST IS A COMMUNIST PSYOP!!!!!!

john-lenin-revolution

no its not. its obviously a

CAPITALIST PSYOP!!!!!

pastelclownkitty

CAPITALIST???????? AM I BEING CALLED A CAPITALIST FOR WANTING TO KEEP MY OVARIES??????????????????????

john-lenin-revolution

You are permitted to keep your ovaries. I full-heartedly believe in absolute BODY AUTONOMY for all human beings. What happens or does not happen to an individual's body should ideally be that individual's informed choice.

But the totality of the post in question involves participation from other parties.

Thus distorting your intentions through nefarious reframing devices

I suspect that you indeed are NOT a capitalist, because, statistically speaking, you likely are not a member of the bourgeois class.

pastelclownkitty

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

yeah no i dont care if i have 121 followers youre not doing that to me

i-give-you-a-fish

You get a Common Clownfish

Amphiprion ocellaris

pastelclownkitty

you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy

raineofthedragons

@nixon-official

nixon-official

THIS ENTIRE POST IS A COMMUNIST PSYOP!!!!!!

john-lenin-revolution

no its not. its obviously a

CAPITALIST PSYOP!!!!!

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starryinkynight

i want to be popular enough that one of my posts gets gimmicked. i follow so many gimmick blogs and i love them all so much someone please gimmick me. is it taboo to proclaim my love for gimmick blogs

lionelvis-animatronic

Meowoah meowma I’m not lion you get a free burrthday party hummina and a ticket to my next court hearing concert hummina

phannie-elvis

Phwoah dads, welcome to the gimmickverse

car-salesman-elvis

whoa mama buy cars

nixon-official

GIMMICK BLOGS ARE A COMMUNIST PSYOP!!!!!

lightningmcqueenoffical

our gimmick blogs. kachow.

emobernie

Donald Trump is a fascist child rapist.

I do not believe that it is a coincidence that he sent U.S. military troops to violently repress overwhelmingly peaceful protests in Los Angeles shortly after Elon Musk (who, by the way, is still a fascist piece of shit even if he's feuding with Trump currently) called out Trump's documented relationship with the infamous child sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein.

THE PROLETARIAT MUST CONTINUE TO RESIST DONALD TRUMP'S FASCISM AND ANYONE WHO AIDS TRUMP IN CARRYING OUT HIS FASCIST AGENDA!!!!

#Donald Trump #jeffrey epstein #us politics #politics #elon musk #los angeles #abolish ice #fascism #end us fascism

theonion

Disseminating grainy footage of the California Democrat meeting his disturbing and bloody end, Immigration and Customs Enforcement released a video Tuesday in which Gov. Gavin Newsom is seen being beheaded. “This is a message to the enemies of immigration enforcement: Gov. Newsom’s fate will be yours should you stand in the way of national purity,” an anonymous plainclothes ICE agent wearing a balaclava says as he holds a bound Newsom by his slicked-back hair and prompts him to recite a coerced statement about “paying for the sins of the American left and its insistence on universal human dignity.”

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emobernie

This may be a satirical article from The Onion.

But the truth is, I.C.E. is indeed a violent, fascist, terrorist organization.

ABOLISH I.C.E. NOW!

#the onion #politics #donald trump #us politics #satire #abolish ice #end us fascism

queenarielviolet

Serial murderer Brian Thompson slain by masked vigilante in Manhattan!

#united health #united healthcare #abolish private health insurance #universal healthcare now

john--lennon

polyamorous john lennon call that john lenin

...

john-lenin-revolution

You called?

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hoover-fbi

I need revenge on John Lennon

He slept with that twink, McCartney!!!

thank you-

Yoko

What level of vengeance are you looking for? And are you willing to be the one caught holding the dagger, so to speak? (I'm not talking about legal culpability, the F.B.I. will take care of that. I mean, are you willing to face the scrutiny of those who will blame you for being John Lennon's Delilah?)

I look forward to our collaboration, Yoko. John Lennon is a communist agitator the F.B.I. has been looking to neutralize for quite some time.

john-lenin-revolution

what the fuck!

@the-real-yoko-ono HOW COULD YOU BETRAY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE LIKE THIS? Ratting him out to the feds??

and Hoover, you fascist, you cannot subjugate the masses forever! THE PEOPLE WILL UNITE AGAINST THE RULING CLASS AND THOSE WHO PROTECT THE RULING CLASS! WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

#j edgar hoover #fbi #cointelpro #john lennon #yoko ono

nixon-official

Richard Nixon why are you against communism comrade we have snacks in the commune

COMMUNISM IS A GREAT EVIL IN WHICH A SMALL GROUP OF BUREAUCRATS REAP ALL THE BENEFITS FROM THE LABOR OF THE COMMON MAN, WHILE THOSE AT THE BOTTOM LIVE IN POVERTY AND SQUALOR WITH NO HOPE OF HAVING THEIR HARD WORK REWARDED!

In American capitalism, if you work hard enough, anyone can succeed!

emobernie

A small group of oligarchs controlling the majority of the wealth while the working class has very little means of class mobility? Gee, that sounds absolutely nothing like capitalism!

/sarcasm

nixon-official

Keep on preaching your pie in the sky bullshit, Bernie! Capitalism is the only practical solution we have, and the only economic system compatible with democracy!

emobernie

Does the United States really have democracy in any meaningful way when a small number corporations control so much of our lives? Control the media we consume, are allowed to bribe our politicians with little to no consequences? Not to mention the fact that we do not have a direct democracy, and that the electoral college disproportionately underrepresents people of color. Also voter suppression, voter disenfranchisement, etc.

I choose to believe that our current economic system and system of government are not the best we can do. I don't pretend to have all the answers, but I cannot accept the injustices and inequities that are routine within our capitalist system.

#anti capitalism #socialism #workers of the world unite #we have nothing to lose but our chains

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