for Glory & for Salt

sports is really like is this 16 year old we abducted from his schooling the next coming of christ

above all, sports fandom is about being DELUSIONAL and a HYPOCRITE and if you forget these tenets you’ve lost the plot

they need to stop making hockey romance tv shows theres already a hockey romance tv show its been going for 74 years and its called the national hockey league its really bad dont watch it

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

people who don’t watch sports are seriously missing out. You could all be so much angrier

the cool thing about sports is that none of it is real except the blinding rage you experience while watching them

i must not care about sport. caring about sport is the mind-killer. caring about sport is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the sport. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when the sport is gone i will turn and face the sport’s path, and only i will remain.