Joethejoe

I’ve got this condition

LPD

little plate syndrome

My plate is small, a lot of food can fit on it

So I’m throwing fits and tantrums

I’m dancing around

I’m screaming and shouting and singing

And I’ll smash your plate if you’re not careful

Bitch

But I have to give up first

(I’m going to write more on this at some point but I am kind of tired lol)

YOURE JUST SO MISERABLE AND PRETENTIOUS AND BORING

YOU FUCKING A+ STUDENT

YOU FUCKING KENDRICK LAMAR

I’M GONNA PUT ON A COTTON VEST

AND I’M GOING TO CHASE NO ONE OUT OF THE EARTH BECAUSE I WON’T CARE ABOUT THEM

I’m another year younger

Another year more free

Another year less scared

Of insane people like you

Who read what I post

(Joking, I love you all <3)

(If you exist that is)

You’d be a Kit Kat

With a razor blade in one half

And a Xanax bar in the other

…

I wish I could snap you in half

Don’t think I don’t know

Don’t think I’m an idiot

Know what that means. And even in posting this, I’m talking to pretty much no one except maybe possibly two of my friends. But at least it’s public. I’m still addressing the world and the wider universe with my blessings, Just a very small shitty way.

I’m sitting here safe and snug in my bed after the stuff I’ve done

I’m not even thinking about it

Not because I’ve resolved anything

Not because I’m moving forward

(Because I’m not)

I’m just not thinking about it because I don’t have to 

I could say that I’m such a waste of working organs

I could say that Death by steaming would be mercy

I could say that it’s going to eventually catch up to me if I keep not thinking about it

But I’m not going to.

Because I’m not thinking about it.

Because I don’t have to.

God help me.

I’m here again

If I wasn’t anywhere else I’d be here again

If I would be anywhere I’d be here again

If I was anywhere else

I wouldn’t be

Why?

#GONEBUTSTILLDISMEMBERED

#GONEBUTNOTYETROTTEN

#PICKEDOFF

#LONGTIMEGONE

#SALMONGOTSMOKED

#DUSTFORDINNER