You look quite divine tonight

me flirting: oh fuck, your spiral horns are wicked and would be excellent for grabbing during carnal pleasures

Lighthouses are an underrated form of wizard tower. A grey-bearded old man spends all of his time tending to a light that must never go out, for if it does it will bring disaster? What else could that be?

"Things Nicola Sturgeon has done for women while in government" should also include standing up for trans women of course

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

In the drive to or from Florida Texas was always a 2 day event. West Texas on 10 has to be one of the more dull drives that exist, thankfully there's rest stops every 80 miles or so.

my cousin might be a cop who evicts people in winter but he would never call them an ableist slur while locking them out of their house. and that's the kind of important change he's making down at the Violence Against Poor People Factory

Wizards are actually just wearing giant bathrobes and everyone is falling for it

And what about it? they’re fluffy!

i am living a life of luxury you could not even comprehend

Unbothered by the haters. Insulated. Thriving.

@evilwizard anything to add?

a rubber ducky is a type of familiar

Despite my better judgement, I am now four hours into a deconstruction of Onisions failed cult scripture.

His three self-insert novels or something else I don’t know about

I've read those too, but this is actually different.

GOOGLE VELMA. JUST THE WORD VELMA. RIGHT NOW