Jessie

Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!

Are we all crying together on this warm Tuesday night in June

Thanos could’ve killed 100% of all mosquitos and racists, but he chose not to, and for that reason, he’s a bitch

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Adding my own good vibes to the pot. Did a phone interview at 10:00 and, after being told to expect a response in a week, got an email at 3:00 asking to interview me again in person/on site asap.

I got a job today that I interviewed for yesterday! Spread the good karma!

the mike schur cinematic universe (MSCU),

first selena gomez released a song called wolves and now she’s releasing a song called back to you. this is blatant 1d plagiarism. in this essay i will

Korean War……OVER

seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing

john mulaney dies in infinity war

The Scooby-Doo one has me on the floor 😂💀

i’m calling it right now that Marvel is going to ‘Breaking Dawn’ us and we’re gonna get a scene with at least 50% of the characters dead and then Dr. Stephen Strange is gonna bring that time back real quick and restart the fight

oh jesus christ

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for