Pender Gender

special agent pendergast my beloved

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

*falling for a rarepair that should not be rare* I have to do EVERYTHING around here myself

shout out to weird and freaky transgenderism

impulse purchase? impulse purchase? i pulse purchae? impulse ourchase? i pulse pkrcgae? imphbsi pufccjBeev? impudlwe pufxjjabwvv?

saw this massive onion bigger than my entire hand in the produce aisle and immediately snatched it up solely to weigh it and a guy across the aisle asked how much it weighed because he was curious as well and when i told him it was two pounds he excitedly was like “it’s like the biggest one i’ve ever seen..” humanity rocks moment. bonding with strangers over giant onion