josh you're out of the band

Average New Yorker after experiencing a minor inconvenience

you've heebied your last jeebie

what a year this last hour has been

me on a good manic day

I’m not even kidding I was in jail with this girl and she sang the same song over and over and over and in between singing she was screaming bloody murder, girl had some lungs she didn’t get tired. the girl in the cell next to her lost her voice from screaming “shut the fuck up cunt!” And eventually Johnson got transferred to another unit because she was so annoying they had to give us a break? I think it was honestly to give himself a break, he called her Tarzan on helium.

our kiwi kween

the fact that “stephen king gays” exist is so crazy…. he literally hates yall

his daughter is literally a lesbian you piece of burnt toast but go off i guess

you can have a gay child and still be homophobic you undercooked chicken nugget but go off i guess :/

can we please just call each other cunts

Where was this pigeon when I needed to pass stats?

I just think it’s cute!

it’s cute but i have two tests next week and 0 money so i’ve nothing to lose!