ladies. gentleman. america’s suitehearts.

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

theres a shocking amount of years between 2019 and 2024

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

for the last fucking time, tiktok getting banned is BAD. this is a huge free speech concern. it's rooted in sinophobia. and it will set a really bad precedent that allows the government to ban any platform that doesn't let them control the media narrative

the leftism bare minimum of fucking democracy leaving peoples bodies when a platform they don't personally like is on the chopping block

"don't speak ill of the dead" don't be a piece of shit before you die.

once again, dont speak ill of the dead is for your uncle who had an alcohol problem, not the politician who upheld the oppression of millions of people 

Feeling a lot of feelings about how Hadestown doesn't present the story as "Orpheus turned around and everything fell apart and there was nothing anyone could do to fix it" and instead presents a story that says "he turned around, he doubted, he failed, but if we keep telling his story maybe one day Orpheus won't" and it's not just about Orpheus as a single character, it's a bout every Orpheus, everyone who runs up against a system they can't change and fails and everyone who sees that failure and gets back up and says "maybe I can change it now" and tries again. That Orpheus failed isn't the takeaway of the story. The takeaway is that one day he might succeed.

Hawaiian shirt buttoned to the top? Dorky dad on vacation. One or two buttons undone? Just a chill guy. But three or more buttons...? Whore.

#i just looked and i don't think this post gives you the full picture #santigold96 has written 357 works of asoiaf fanfiction in chinuk wawa #the devil works hard but santigold96 works harder

Much like Edison fucked over Tesla in a successful attempt to get all the money and influence from the new industry.

I'm glad we all agree that this is definitely an abortion pony.

the pro-choice ponies, Never Again and Planned Parenthood