nobody says “hey wise guy” or “what’s the big idea” anymore…reflects the sorry state of wisdom and big ideas in general

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

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sometimes you have to pretend your kitchen is a club dance floor and get a little whorish while cooking your frozen pizza. it’s called living deliciously in a pandemic

Empire

grandma

really disappointed to discover “ratify” absolutely does not mean the extremely cool thing you could think it means just from looking at the word

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i speak spanish let me translate: ?