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i think this is still one of my favorite things i’ve ever made even a couple yrs later 😊 proud of my past mind 😤

i cast concussion! [beats you over the head with my staff]

Me? Oh uh, yeah man I'm just searching for all seven shards of the crimson knife so I can reforge it, 'cause it's like the only knife that can peirce the scales of the God-Serpent. But yeah this tech startup gig you're working with sounds cool. They're doing crazy stuff with web 3.0 and all. Yeah no man that sounds like a big undertaking, but that's got a lot of potential. I'll definitely invest in your company when I can it's just that each shard of the crimson knife poses a task or trial more perilous than the last so I don't know when I'll have the time. Definitely will check the site out though

when the porridge starts getting a little rowdy in the microwave so you have to open the door until it settles down

sorry should i have said oatmeal would you all have cared then. fucking sick of this website.

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