Protect Your Supports!

say it with me: an orientation towards workers IS A WINNING STRATEGY!!!!!!! ITALY CUT THEIR TIES TO ISRAEL WHEN THEIR DOCKS WHEN ON STRIKE!!!!!!!! workers are the only way we will win.

Binoculars are like VR of over there

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

my fave thing about this post is that that’s not mark wahlberg in the picture. one of those actors is matt damon and the other is leonardo dicaprio

World Heritage Post

I have a poet's soul and a swiss cheese brain.

On the one hand, this year’s April Fools gag just being a game of centipede is kind of lazy, but on the other hand, I am sincerely relieved whenever this website shows any signs of life at all. I am glad they had the budget to do something for April Fools.

Being on Tumblr in 2026 is a lot like owning an extremely elderly cat and April Fools is like watching your geriatric pet get the zoomies. She’s still got it! She’ll live forever.

girl you must be a fine piss, the way I need to take you in this bar bathroom

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

Detroit

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine