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His family’s phone numbers, address, social security numbers and bank accounts were spread. His employer had to transfer him from the register to the stock, because girls felt it was acceptable to harass him on the job and take unwanted pictures. Not to mention that this all started because some creepy chick felt it was fine for her to sneak a shot of a random dude she didn’t know and post it online.

“Pretend it’s a seed, okay?”

His family’s phone numbers, address, social security numbers and bank accounts were spread. His employer had to transfer him from the register to the stock, because girls felt it was acceptable to harass him on the job and take unwanted pictures. Not to mention that this all started because some creepy chick felt it was fine for her to sneak a shot of a random dude she didn’t know and post it online.

there is a fucking part in the new season where spongebob gets worried about squidward being lonely so he shines a flashlight through his window and makes a shadow puppet with his hand and the shadow puppet can actually physically interact with squidward and spongebob gets a hand cramp and accidentally ends up destroying the room

“When a thing hurts your eyes, stop looking at it. When it hurts your ears, stop listening to it. And when it hurts your heart, stop justifying it.” - unknown

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”