Jiggly-Puffin On Some Dank

OMG ME

They started last week in my area

damn, I sure have expensive taste for someone with only $4

I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.

Horror movie trailer editors struggling to find a children’s nursery rhyme that already hasn’t been used for a different horror movie trailer

*creepy child’s voice singing* Milk milk…. lemonade… ‘round the corner… fudge is made

IM SCREAMING I JUST SAW THIS ON IG AND IT MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD

How do I know I am a millennial? I require no explanation for anything entertaining. I show my folks a funny video of a cockatoo having an argument with a dude jumping on its empty cage, and they’re like, Where did you find this? Why is that happening? I don’t know. I don’t care. It was on the Internet. That’s the only context I can give you.