Eat The Rude

oh my godddddd he’s just a lil shanebug I wanna put him in a jar and tap on it lightly to get his attention and then see him bitch stare at me for the intrusion

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

rose: hey honey. we had bad sex. are you gay?

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

My new period-appropriate crack headcanon is that the boston raiders once used akinator to figure out who montreal jane is and it kept telling them if was shane hollander and they kept thinking it was the weirdest fucking bug

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

computer show me evil hudson williams jerking off in the cuck chair again

never kill yourself, hudson williams may sign up to play another slut tomorrow, you don't wanna miss that