Step Harder, kid

*girls when it is literally eating away at their psyche* whatever

now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

yeah man Thursday night. Thursday night man lets fucking go

hello gorgeous just wanted to let you know i made a deepfake of your mother apologizing for partaking in your unwellness

Love you guys it's ok to be lonely and sort of feel like you're in your loser era lol the ups and downs are proof we are alive and not just coasting

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me