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what few seem to understand is that the overhead light helps you to see

“I’m not racist, I have multiple Black OCs” -Quentin Tarantino

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

i saw walder of house white making milk of the poppy with that urchin jessaerys

The choice of music was all but inevitable.

Reblog for the money crane to bless you

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.