Mr Fantastic

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

get ain'ted stupid

You should buy my dating course. Y'know back in the day you used to be able to get a girlfriend by sexually harassing random women at the grocery store. But woke feminism took this from you. And going back to my course it's a small payment of $199.89 or $33 a month and I'll teach you all my sexual harrassment tips and tricks

I blog better than your ableist husband

hey kiddos lets not dox ourselves like imbeciles on the internetz okay? ^_^

dont say what school you go to

i love sex workers and contraception and abortion and open relationships and gay people and transgenders and weird identities

I’m bad at giving book recs to Harry Potter fans because as a grown man, I do not read many books about children in wizard school. Any, really.

you ever see a true crime/horror/accident video in your reccomended and just go look for a wikipedia article on the subject because your curiosity is piqued but you'd rather not have some guy narrate the info in Youtuber Voice over royalty free scary music. or is that a me thing.

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰