I was walking around New York today, as one does when he doesn’t have much to do or purpose in life, and one coffee shop had this ‘quote’ outside, you know the kind of quote they change every day, Live Laugh Love kind of stuff. Except it just wasn’t like any of the ones I’ve read before. It said, “don’t make fun of your wife’s choices, you’re one of them”. Which made me wonder if it explains why I’m single to this day and can’t seem to settle down. See, I’ve always made fun of some of my exes’s choices, but what if I was the real joke. Have you ever read a worst quote? Anyway, I need coffee shop recommendations that don’t make me question all of my life choices. Hi, I’m Dylan.
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That’s actually pretty clever though, but I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a worse quote, or a quote that sucks in general...I mean some commercials have weird quotes, if that counts for anything. I know around department stores they have those house decor signs that have likes like “Welcome to our home, there’s dog fur everywhere” and all that shit or the big family signs...never having those in my house, ever.














