That's definitely not true, but whatever helps you sleep at night, bud.

It's absolutely true, you just blinked when they asked who was giving him away to you and missed it.

As you should. Gotta make sure you get to meet your new niece, too.

"Was today everything you wanted it to be? I think it was pretty awesome, and not just because I was here. I'm so happy for you, boyfriend. Looking all handsome and everything."

Shut up. Maybe after we get through Madelyn and Joe's wedding, then I'll think about it.

"It doesn't matter what you say, it's still happening. You look beautiful, baby. I know we're celebrating them, but that's all I've been thinking about the whole time is you."

I don't think so.

I basically gave my boyfriend away to you today, you have to like me.

Please, you do not need to spoil me. I'm already lucky enough to be loved by you and to me, that's plenty enough.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spoiling you is so much more fun, and exactly what I'm going to be doing. Don't act like you're not going to love every second of it.

Well, you better not get too distracted and miss my wedding next week considering you are in it.

Don't worry, I have 18 calendar alerts set to go off so that I don't miss it. Just kidding, I wouldn't miss it for anything.

Oh God, what did I do to deserve this?

Something good, obviously. Karma is really on your side these days to gift you me.

Been waiting the whole entire week for you to finally give me some attention, it's about damn time.

Listen, I give you attention every possible second that I can. Sometimes I just get distracted by shiny things, I can't help it.

Ugh, that sounds amazing. But we gotta get through Fashion Week first, no way I was gonna pass up the opportunity to go.

It's what we both deserve, and it'll give me the chance to properly spoil you for a bit. Never get enough time to do that with everything else going on, and my girl deserves the best.

text → joe j