dylan o

Not even totally sure it was my fault but i haven’t heard in on the radio in about fifteen years so I am a bit worried it’s my doing. Though come on mate you had some serious power over All too Well becoming what it was you and Sadie.

Do you often listen to the radio? I know I don’t, I really just listen to my music on my phone with spotify. The closest I get to the radio is when I listen to some NPR podcast, that makes me feel smart. Thanks, man!

So you’re saying I’m simply the perfect height? Yeah, I can live with that. Obviously I am very much perfect. I am really not, but sometimes I gotta say it out loud. I am super not sneaky, I swear. Well phew, I’m glad to hear you’ll be able to deal with it!

You’re putting words into my mouth, that’s not what I said, but sure, I’ll go along with it, I guess you’re the perfect height, whatever that means. If I wasn’t, I don’t know what we would have to do about it.

I’ve seen some of those things, you got a lot of people thirsting over your ass. How does it feel to be the one of the constant white boys of the month? Or whatever the phrase is on twitter. You could absolutely pull that look off at all times, and you could probably pull in any person you wanted with it.

I think your goal is to make me uncomfortable, and if I’m right, it’s working. I think I’m avoiding seeing that side of the internet for my sake. Aren’t all white boys white boys of the month? I also like to consider myself as a white man at this point, I’ve grown up. If you say so, I’ll make sure to try it out if it ever happens again.

They were pretty good while they were happening, got to go to Australia for a bit to promote too which was nice, bit different. But it’s really chill now i’ve been able to just relax at my apartment and see friends when I feel like it, it’s nice to take some time after it all to reboot. Well yeah the last scene was pretty nice to shoot with laying there, but it was quite uncomfortable with all the casts on I felt like I was in a body bind, couldn’t really move a bit of cramping up. Helped with not falling to sleep. Well tell me whenever you’re freee and lets make it happen sticking around New York for the foreseeable future.How are you though? We’re just talking about me, what’s been going on for you? 

Australia? That’s wild! How are they doing down under? Oh yeah definitely, time off is necessary otherwise it just leads to a burn out. Totally, I’ll make sure to let you know. Oh there’s not much to tell when it comes to myself, so I’m alright.

Do you really want me to answer that? ~Hahaha. But I can paint you something cool to make up for it. I thought all donut places made their stuff fresh. What’s the point of having the shop otherwise? Or do you mean *completely* by hand, because then you’re talking about artisanal places. That’s *a lot* of work getting all those donuts and pastries out when all you’re using is your normal human arms.

I do, I really do. Please tell me exactly how old you think I am? That is such a random offer. Do you actually paint, or is that just, something you’re thinking about right now? Yeah normal human arms, not robots arms. People who actually like to do the baking.

all lies. i never said those words ever. in fact, just to spite you i definitely still want to be friends with you. — wow. that’s just rude. you’re done…

you want to befriend someone who doesn’t want to be friends with you? fun challenge for you. 

Ah yes, I should be paying tribute to my elders who walked into memes so that I may run. ~ Respect, my friend. Wait…are you telling me the donuts there aren’t made by real people either? Man, that place really is the best. The weirder it gets the more I love it. Haha.

Your elders? How old do you think I am? This kind of hurt my feelings. Well they have machines who do them, I prefer them when bakers make them, you know the real good old way. This conversation is so upsetting to me. 

Oh god now see I know nothing of New York to help you. Ask me about Korean coffee shops and cafes? And I am and will be your man. Sorry I can’t help you Dylan but I do enjoy your work and think you are amazing!

You know what? Sure! We never know when I’m going to be in Korea needing some good recommendations. Thank you! That’s very nice of you to say! 

i fully agree with that – which means, i’m sure you’ll find the right one for you sooner or later, if you’re looking that is! oh, you’re likely right, and he was just stupid – but i was trying to be a little kind and cut him some slack. and people’s stupidity makes me a lot sad, often. i’m sorry? i mean, i’m not really sure why i’m apologizing to you – but i feel like i should? i’m sure i could find a better place, but they’re like an even siren and i keep getting called back. sweet of you to have faith in me though!

or just another one and then another one, and then another one. we’ll see what happens, only life will tell. i find that when i’m not looking or actually wanting a relationship is usually when it happens, as much as i hate when people say that to me when i’m single. don’t be too kind, not everyone deserves kindness, at least not in my opinion. i’ll give kindness to everyone who doesn’t show me they don’t deserve it, but also being kind to an asshole? nah. thank you for apologizing, i do’nt know why you’re doing it, but i’ll take it. maybe that’s the whole point of their logo when you think about it. see, i’m very sweet like that! 

You know not remembering when you see them teasing, doing thungs to rile them up for your amisment that kind of thing. I dont inow if it is a real term i just said it. It may be my own invention. Normal for a while i think we’re not expected back for a little so other than interviews and photoshoots. Think they are in the writing process though. Getting a few nominations now which is quite overwhelming but its nice. How do you feel about grabbing a coffee or brunch and walking around the city for a bit?

And how are interviews going? There’s probably so many of them given how well this is working out. I mean, your last few times of filming had to be fun, just being in a bed, sleeping. I know I probably would have actually fallen asleep. Sure, we can do that one of those days!

You know those times when you’re in a group and they tell you to name one fun fact about yourself and you blank on the spot? Suddenly you have not one interesting aspect in your life. That’s me right now. Couldn’t even tell you if I had a fun breakfast. Don’t ask me about any secret talents either, I apparently don’t have any of those as well. Anyways, I’m Chan.. or Chris if you’re nasty, please not Christopher. @cityofdreamsstarters​

Even worse is when you got to come up with two truths and a lie, meaning you got to have two fun facts and then a fake fun fact. I don’t have that much imagination. What makes Chris nasty?

I’m going to say this once, I fucked up, I’ve been making this ongoing joke that I got myself trapped in, that my Vecna song would be Vengaboys Up and Down. If you dont know what it is you’re probably not someone who grew up in Europe. The thing is I haven’t heard their songs in quite some time, not on the radio and things more public. One of their songs came on the radio while I was driving last night and Im worried im responsible for this resurgence now. I am not fully complaining, I’m just fucking shocked if this is my fault. I am slightly enjoying it, it’s giving me school disco nostalgia.

@cityofdreamsstarters​

I wish I had the power to make a song famous, like this would be such a cool thing to do.

are they afraid that i’m gonna swoop in and take spot number one? you have a point there. i just know i’m not on the level of celebrity that you are, so i’m sure you know a lot more people i could never dream of even sharing the same air with. like forever, ever. i loved it so much.

oh they’re terrified. i’ve warned them all, they’re ready to fight, i’m not sure you want to be friends with me anymore. you’re not? well we can’t be friends then. i’m only friends with people that are as big celebrities as i am, or even higher. 

Haha. That might be some top tier ‘big brain’ methodology right there. But then you’d have to find the best quality quotes so that you weren’t just turning into a walking meme. Damn, I’m real sorry about your taste,  my friend.~ Nothing beats an overly sugary donut and deliciously mediocre coffee in a subliminal space.

Oh I think I’m already a walking meme, it’s too late for that. There’s no going back. I think so many things beats that, like...basically everything. Just think about like, actually great donuts made by people instead of like...not people?