Blargh?!

Peter B Parker and Mayday. Happy Father’s Day!

I DO NOT WANT TO JUST BE ABLE TO FIND PORN I WANT TO BE FUCKING HUNTED BY IT, I WANT IT TO LEAP AT ME FROM EVERY CORNER, I WANT TO BE AFRAID

short mario has really been weird ever since these games went HD man

by DanHuangDeFeiTui

i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.

you. you get it.

I will forever simp for ghouls

Necron Overlord and c'tan shard by Kannovaku on twitter

tis only reginold

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

Even if you didn’t know what Teletubbies was that thing does not at all look like something you’d find in a factory, it’s colorful and colors cost extra.

Both posts went around a lot, but it’s funny that the second, mocking post is now being reposted like OP is some kind of idiot instead of a comedic genius

Luke Skywalker and The Mandalorian. 😍