Um...hi. Hey..

can someone teach me how to be less awkward at work

You know it would be funny if this were Dean Winchester saying this. But fortunately he is unashamed of *checks notes* shouting at a dove and *checks notes* holding a phallic light and *checks notes* eating all the pudding at work. I aspire to be his level of unhinged and do not give a fuck actually

I was so enthused about Dean Winchester being cringe at work that I forgot about him committing murder on a regular basis 💚

it’s like. live gay lisp cas impression, blow job mimery, towel snapping, hey where’s that gay angel. and it’s stop don’t say bisexual you’re ruining the vibe for everybody but what can you expect from east coasters, ?no, these lines are Too Gay cut them change them, destiel doesnt exist. this isn’t burger king mr ackles you cannot have it ‘your way’

might as well suck cock!

he might as well have.

His brother was calling at the end of the world and he ignored it

But also a terrifying killing machine, a fine tuned weapon of Heaven, a deadly soldier of God

And he's still so into it

"we'll figure it out together" is a love language

I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD BUT I CANT WASTE TIME ON SUCH STUPID THINGS. ALL TIME MUST GO INTO MISHA.