Memes 4 Christians

[me as one of jesus’s disciples] so yeah just to piggyback off of what christ was saying

I like catholic imagery so much because I have sexual guilt and repressed trauma about my existence. Next

My mom sent me a tiny man that I have to bury in the ground. Catholicism is wild

Wtf does this mean

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

i thought op was a witch and was cursing rich people and i got so into it

I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college

No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon

reverse communion

i cannot believe depeche mode invented Jesus

Jesus was actually invented long before, but the Personal Jesus didn’t gain popularity until the late 80s when Jesuses finally became compact and affordable enough for the family home.

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

lets give this bread

jesus of nazareth made this post

Catholic art: god-fearing…but make it sexy