I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.
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I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

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I hate this new use of the word LARPer, what does the noble Live-Action Role Play have to do with all this?
It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.
found footage horror film
agitated girl: mike put the camera down
mike: He ha why its a home movey
I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?
Don't become a housewife.
And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.
If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.
also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

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dont mind my non-confrontational ass, just riding the high of calling out a cyclist skipping a red light at a pedestrian crossing and winning the glaring contest after she pulled up and tried to intimidate me 😎 (for my eu friends, cyclists have to abide by normal traffic laws and stop at red lights - 95% of them are cunts, and do not, almost causing accidents constantly. i say eu friends because i heard in some countries they dont have to follow traffic laws, which is fucking crazy with the rise of ebikes going way too fast)
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Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when you’re not around…
happy birthday.
this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this
I know the chronic pain is chronic and all but ow damn augh fuck ouchie
i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute
being involved heavily with the boardgame industry is really depressing sometimes. the AMOUNT of AI slop that is rampant in the industry now, from grifters trying to do a quick cash grab, to companies who have abandoned using any human creativity or thought process at all; and the worst thing, is half of the kind of people into boardgames are the very techbros who speak to their chatgpt girlfriends and rave about AI like its the second coming of jesus. and then you see people throwing 13 million dollars at a company known for using genai in every single thing they do, on a project that literally fed a fromsoft game into a clanker to make a hollow imitation with said techbros foaming at the mouth and claiming its the best board game ever made despite the actual play reviews beyond 'this looks so awesome its just like elden ring' being 'it feels unfinished'. I cannot WAIT for when they rugpull all the morons who have become so dependent and reliant on this shit and they have to sell their houses to pay for their AI bills 😊

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wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude
clients at work TRULY testing my patience today
What is the name of your WoL's chocobo? Why that name?
hot girl summer: waving my fly paper tube around like a smudge stick
Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?
yes
no
other
p confident im not

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rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think
clanker slop button pushers claiming to be artists or writers is like punching in a sum on a calculator and claiming to be a mathematician