JessLlama

My friend said “the typewriter is urs if u can fix it”

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In reality, technologies are frequently discovered, lost and rediscovered, often multiple times, and frequently in parallel. A Dark Age in one region may be a time of rapid technological development in another region, and it’s not uncommon to encounter evidence of ancient civlisations using technologies a thousand years out of whack with the “proper” order of discovery… where “proper” is defined in terms of the order in which those technologies were discovered in Western Europe - there’s that Eurocentrism again.

I mean, just to give you an idea of how flexible the order in which technologies are developed can be and how ultimately wrong-headed the notion of linear technological progress is, there are Central American civilisations that had indoor plumbing, central heating and hot and cold running water before inventing the wheel. Some of the First Nations in what is now Eastern Canada had sophisticated climate models and reliable weather prediction - including functioning barometers and other simple meteorological instruments - before they figured out metallurgy.

We still aren’t 100% sure how the Romans made their (damn-near-everlasting) cement, or the exact composition of original Damascus steel, iirc. And often Roman houses belonging to the wealthy would have heated floors, as well. Plus, there was that…whole little thing with the Roman Aqueducts, when they just…decided to move several hundred thousand tons of water, several hundred miles, over valleys and mountains. You know. Like you do. 

The Romans had heated public baths! Everyone loved soap and perfume! The soap was apparently fantastic! You could go anywhere there was a market and buy body oil and even food from vending machines–in ancient Greece! 

Your average European house in the 1900s, supposedly at the “peak” of their ‘exploratory’ (imperialism) boom, were cold and drafty, with no plumbing, and no heating. Sanitation amounted to literally shitting in a fancy pot and then throwing it out into the yard, or the street. 

There were no sewers, so when this happened, the shit would just…chill there, until it rained, and then things got ugly.  

The Minoans, hundreds and hundreds of years before, had complex city-wide plumbing systems, and flushing toilets. 

The River Thames was so polluted with literal, actual human fecal matter that in the 1800s, the English government had to pass a law banning people from dumping shit directly into the river. 

IT IS ALWAYS SHINSOU AND MIRIO LOVING HOURS IN THIS HOUSE!!! THANK YOU ANON!!! Also 💙💙💙!

these came out mostly soft with a decent side of fluff i hope thats okay

Mirio Togata

He loves using quirk to appear behind you and startle you before picking you up and twirling you around.

This boy is so affectionate at all times, I mean it’s a given.

Will suddenly kiss you and then act like he didn’t just to make you even more flustered, watching you blush and stutter while he just blinks innocently.

“W-what was that?” “What was what?”

When you’re finally used to it if you kiss him back immediately after he’s gonna be red and extra smiley for like the next half an hour.

Loves to lay on top of you, sometimes it’s in a cute cuddly way and sometimes it’s him walking up to you while you’re reading and just going dead weight on top of you and acting like he can’t hear you when you complain.

When it is in a cuddly way don’t expect him to get up anytime soon, he doesn’t often show people how tired he gets so treasure these moments. Will plant a kiss just below your collar bone when he has to get up.

Loves to give you piggyback rides, especially if you make short jokes the entire time.

Also, in case you were unaware he’s 5′11 (or 181 cm) so it’s hard to surprise kiss him unless he’s sitting or laying down. If he’s standing and you try to wrap your arms around his neck to give him a sudden kiss but can’t get high enough he’s just gonna walk around and let you hang there for a bit.

If you wrap your arms around his neck from behind while he’s sitting down he’ll just casually stand up but if you start to fall he’ll grab your legs and it turns into a piggyback, you can’t lose.

 Loves to cuddle with you so much. Likes being the big spoon but if you let him just nestle into your side and lay his head on your lap or stomach while you study he’s thriving.

He loves to hold your face in his hands and pepper it with kisses and if you do the same to him he’s gonna be putty.

When he’s tired he’ll walk up behind you and wrap his arms around you and lightly kiss your neck before burying his face in it, he’ll stay like that for as long as he can.

Loves to literally sweep you off your feet and dip you into a deep cliché movie kiss, he knows it’s cheesy and that just makes him love it more.

Always pulls you to him by your hips. He wants a hug? A kiss? To rest his chin on your shoulder? He’s gonna pull you in by your hips and they’re gonna stay there most of the time.

Shinsou Hitoshi

He loves holding your hand and tries to do so constantly, will randomly kiss the back of your hand and if it makes you blush he’s gonna shoot you a wink just to make it worse better. 

It’s not always full on hand-holding, he likes hooking your pinkies together just as much.

Likes to play with your hands as well and will kiss your fingertips if he notices you seem nervous.

Loves to snuggle up to you as close as he can and try and get some shut-eye. If you run your fingers through his hair it’s basically a guaranteed K.O.

He likes it when you hum softly as well but half the time that just makes him stare at you in awe rather than make him sleepy.

If you ask him what he’s staring at he’s either gonna whip out a pickup line (quality may vary) or he’s just gonna kiss you.

Occasionally he’ll walk up to you, usually when you’re around your friends, and stick his hand in your back pocket and if you seem embarrassed he’s gonna squeeze your ass when you’re mid-sentence hoping you’ll squeak.

If you try and do this to him he’s either gonna give you a cheeky smirk or he’s gonna be completely stone-faced and pretend it doesn’t fluster him it does.

If he can’t sleep he’ll stay up and play with your hair and/or gently rub your back.

If he sees you having a nightmare he’ll wake you up as gently as possible and always gives you a kiss on the forehead before you fall back asleep.

If he can rest his head on your shoulder at ANY POINT he will.

Will eat your food the second you stop paying attention, this includes food that is about to go in your mouth.

You lost track of the number of times you’ve gone to take a bite of your food only to find empty air and a smug-looking Hitoshi.

Master of building pillow forts and spontaneously makes them, if you’re not on board for whatever reason he’s gonna build it around you so you have to crawl through it or risk crushing him to go anywhere.