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september is bisexual bewareness month… beware… be aware…. they’re out there. and no laws apply to them for the month………… good luck.

happy birthday bisexuals

is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out

she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch

adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself

i’d better be seeing cousin oskaar on my dash this morning

t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”

Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”

I can’t believe this got to 20k notes. Is there something about this that resonates with people on some level?

Round

The Kids are Alright.

Why does every fantasy series gotta have a hot woman-only group like “Sisterhood Of Summer Spies” or “Ladies Of The Twilight Ball” or “Women Warriors Of The Waters” and never a himbo-only group like “Blue Rose Brotherhood” or “Manwhores Of The Realm” or “Bastard Sword Bastards”

Their NAME is the Fellowship of the Ring

I canNOT stop watching this so you all have to see it too

LIke the first six seconds get funnier every time I watch ittttttttt

fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors. 

Once in college I got grouped with a bunch of soccer bros for a shared project and they just weren’t getting my emails for some reason. So we had like a week to go and I just made a shared Google drive folder and added them all to it and in minutes they were in a doc responding in different colors and I still think about that sometimes.