snakehearted

listening to the playlist i made about my protector headmate in an attempt to will her back awake and sobbing

And? This is correct.

having adhd means i get special vip access to new emotions, such as Evil Boredom. its boredom but it turns me evil

"feminine urge" is just girly things 2.0

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

you could remove all of these stickers and simply leave the honda logo. i would have the same impression of the driver.

that's a fucking hyundai

$23.99

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

“bear with me” you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods

the very last second made it, tbh