~Fuck~

The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

hack?

Seriously, anyone who didn’t know about how to make this didn’t have parents/relatives who cooked.

Sorry everyone didn’t grow up in a household where their caretaker cooker or knew how to cooked. Some of us didn’t grow up in a household with fresh fruits and produce. Some of us didn’t have the money to spend on a shit ton of garlic.

Also Julia Child would be ashamed of people behaving like that. Her whole deal was just... Making cooking accessible for people. Hell, she had a whole segment devoted to "oh, nobody taught you how to cook eggs? Here's how you do that." A significant part of her show was basics that people take for granted (and though the equipment may have changed somewhat, its still pretty helpful). My dad had busy parents who didn't have the time or knowhow to cook, and he learned from watching Julia Child. French cooking made easy, here's the basics everyone assumes you know but never taught you. And ever since, he's had a love of cooking.

“95 Things The Catholic Church Got Wrong And The One Thing It Got Right”

I REALLY want to film a Star Trek parody where the caption is yelling really tropey star trekkie things at the engineer who in turn just answers with real and truthful responses about mechanics. Like

Engineer: the shield generator is offline!

Engineer: the warp engines are offline and it is beyond our ability to repair. All we have are impulse engines now.

Engineer: We can’t do it, Captain! We do not have the power! Captain: We’ll harness the power of the local sun and divert it into the engine! Engineer:... Captain:...

Doctor: the captain was seriously injured... I don't know if he will make it...