/ how many times have I Iooped this song? /

Fuck HRT man I need to get bitten by a werewolf

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

How to sleep at the right time at night begginer tutorial

Lead poisoning FROM BULLETS. The Romans would have started breaking out into hives and sacrifices by three pm

PSA: lead bullets are also essentially the primary hurdle to California condor recovery. If you know any hunters at all pls ask them if they use lead free bullets!!

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never feel more like a girl than when in the middle of a car accident

I have been sitting in a random man's car for almost three hours. my younger brother is currently jacking (?) the car. evidently, a fruitless effort.

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in china, it's very common for people to order at restaurants in perfect mandarin, so the waitstaff are always too shocked to get anything done

forced to think about art like cooking. not every meal i make is gonna be the best meal of my life because sometimes i simply do not have the right ingredients or the time or patience and that’s okay because i gotta feed myself anyway

i am always rooting for women committing murder on my screen. murders actually. i am greedy like that

will you guys cancel me if i say that queer tragedy has a place in the creative arts and shouldn’t immediately be dismissed as bury your gays

girl is that a 9/11 in your pocket. or is your penis just two ofd them and exploding

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Americans fall for gacha and lootboxes so hard because they didn't get their immunity early in life from Kinder Surprise