jude

Osomatsu-san:

★ OSOSAN general romantic headcanons | gn reader ★ OSOSAN brothers with an adopted teen sibling | gn reader ★ OSOSAN brothers trying to calm a stressed out reader | gn reader ★ OSOSAN reader falling asleep on them | gn reader

Team Fortress 2:

★ TF2 support mercs with a transmasc reader who's on their period | afab transmasc reader ★ TF2 support mercs with reader who experiences nightmares | gn reader ★ TF2 support team with a vampire reader | gn reader ★ TF2 mercs finding out their s/o is pregnant + raising kids hcs | afab reader ★ TF2 mercs with a pregnant s/o | afab reader ★ TF2 platonic yandere mercs hcs | gn reader ★ TF2 damsels in distress | gn reader ★ TF2 mercs with a southern s/o | gn reader ★ TF2 mercs with a clown/jester reader | gn reader ★ TF2 mercs with a fairy/pixie reader | gn reader ★ TF2 mercs with a reader who experiences panic attacks | gn reader ★ TF2 mercs taking care of a very sick reader | gn reader ★ TF2 falling asleep on their shoulder | gn reader ★ TF2 spy x punk!reader | gn reader ★ TF2 flustered scout | gn reader ★ TF2 scout x reader x sniper | gn reader ★ TF2 scout x transfem!reader | transfem reader ★ TF2 ftm!sniper x ftm!reader age regression | transman reader ★ TF2 softie soldier | suggestive, gn reader ★ TF2 forced confinement | suggestive, gn reader ★ TF2 mercs being pulled in by their ties | suggestive, gn reader ★ TF2 relationship hcs + miss pauling | suggestive, gn reader ★ TF2 mercs dating an enemy reader | suggestive, gn reader ★ TF2 yandere sniper drabbles | suggestive, gn reader ★ TF2 enemies to lovers sniper | suggestive, gn reader ★ TF2 pyro headcanons sfw + nsfw | nsfw, gn reader ★ TF2 yandere mercs with an enemy s/o | nsfw, gn reader ★ TF2 yandere scout x civilian reader | 18+ only, gn reader ★ TF2 sub!soldier x dom!reader | 18+ only, gn reader ★ TF2 male s/o with a weapon kink | 18+ only, male reader ★ TF2 medic having a male s/o with a weapon kink | 18+ only, male reader

★ TF2 mercs with a large chested s/o | 18+ only, afab reader

Spy always wore a wedding ring, had photos of a woman and a boy adorning the walls and bedside tables of his room, had a woman's perfume on the dresser which smelt so strong in the sheets you could vomit. You hated it - you felt ashamed to share a bed with a married man. A man you thought you could love, who was already being loved by someone else. Someone he was supposed to be committed to.

Of course, none of that was real. It's a set. A perfectly constructed lie in order to not let anyone come too close. He was utterly alone. He had left his wife years before coming out to New Mexico. He knew his estranged son was on his team, but neither of them were going to start that conversation, especially when one was in denial and the other had more important things to concern himself with.

Those 'important things' being you.

In the beginning he upheld the lie to keep you at arms length. He had no interest in letting you become a part of his life, you were a potential fuck and that was that. And then he was forced to spend an overnight mission burying bodies with you. Maybe it was something about the way the moonlight caressed your face, maybe it was your laugh, or maybe it was the way you struggled when he pushed your head into the side of the company van as he tore your clothes from your body, shoving his cock inside you as you cried and begged him not to kill you.

After that, the lie was merely another tactic to keep you in line. After all, who likes a homewrecker?

He spent years training you like a dog, showing you the right and wrong ways to be his pet. When you were good, he showered you with gifts and attention. There were times where you couldn't even fathom that Spy was an evil person, where he seemed to love you more than anything in the world. Then you'd fuck up, and the punishments would come down hard.

This time was no different.

You knew that talking to certain mercs was off limits, but waving was never discussed. Clearly, the same rules applied.

"Well, at least Mundy won't think that you're a rude bitch! At least you made yourself look pleasant to him! Waving at him like some common fucking street whore! You were practically begging for it. You're fucking disgusting." Each word stung worse than the last, it didn't help that you were trapped in his god forsaken room again, all of the eyes in the photos seemed to stare through you.

"I'm....I'm..." tears ran down your reddened cheeks. His cock hardened, pressing uncomfortably against the fabric of his boxers. "I'm, I'm." Spy taunted mercilessly. You mindlessly rubbed your thighs together at the humiliation. "Take off your shirt." This was a merciful outcome - having sex with Spy, no matter how unwilling you felt, was a kinder fate than receiving a beating. You could have smiled, you weren't quite sure if you already were. The top slid off easily, falling to the floor beneath you. The air stung, but you knew better than to cover yourself from him. His eyes raked your chest, picking apart every imperfection and admiring every asset in seconds.

"You know you're my favourite pet, right? I don't like treating you this way. But if you act like a stupid bitch, I'll treat you like a stupid bitch." You nodded wearily, gaze falling towards the floor. "Sit down and take my cock out." It was as if your body had gone into auto pilot; taking a seat on the plushy edge of the bed and hooking your index fingers underneath the band of his boxer shorts and pulling down.

His cock sprang out, bobbing just above your nose, precum smeared across his tip and began to bead, twitching as he ran his calloused fingers through your hair. "Open your mouth, mon chiot." Your lips parted hesitantly, firm hands gripping the sides of your head guided your mouth to his erection. A groan escaped his lips as you placed a gentle kiss on the tip, dragging a curious tongue along the slit. He wanted to use your throat as a fleshlight. "Putain, j'ai tellement besoin de toi." You could barely understand, but from the way he tightened is grasp on your hair, and the flushed look on his face, you were doing something right.

You licked a stripe up the side of his length, earning another shudder from the man above you, then peppering kisses from the base to the tip of his cock. "Merde- stop- just-" In an instance you feel his erection ramming down your throat and tears pricking the corners of your eyes. Every muscle in your body was holding back the urge to vomit on him. A small part of you didn't care anymore. He'd probably enjoy it, the sick fuck.

He could feel your throat tightening around his cock, the warm fleshy inside clinging to him as you tried your hardest not to gag. It was cute. You were cute. Writhing beneath him uncomfortably, half naked, wearing shorts he had bought you. A shirt he had picked for you. Underwear that he wanted nothing more than to rip off. Skin he wanted to make bruise and bleed under his touch. Spy couldn't warn you before shooting ropes of cum down your throat, he didn't even realize he had came until you pulled away, coughing violently, gagging and crying.

"Stand up." You obliged, still in tears. You felt his hold hands pull your shorts down, and gently guide your hips back into a seated position on the bed behind you. Some sick part of you enjoyed this. Reveled in it. Craved it. The gentle disguise he would bait you with right before he went in for the kill. "Come on mon cher, look at me."

Scout: - he's obsessed with your chest - makes sure to clarify that he'd love you no matter what size your tits are - but jesus they were hot - he's not the most adept to foreplay, but will often play with them before and during intimacy - squeezing them and roughly toying with your nipples to try and get you in the mood - will always beg to cum on your chest, even in the most unconventional times (often when you have quickies in semi public spaces)

Soldier: - could care less about the size of your chest, he's just happy he gets to touch you at all - another man who doesn't care for foreplay, so no special attention to your boobs unfortunately - though you will catch him giving them a longing gaze when he's itching for a fuck - the kind of man to casually squeeze your chest, no sexual intent he's just admiring what's his

Demoman: - THE foreplay king - he teases you, gently biting your nipples between his teeth - sucking on one bud and rolling the other between his fingers - he won't stop until you're writhing and begging for him - has no preference for chest size, but he is admittedly a tit guy - adores it when you give him a tit job, loves it even more when he gets to watch your chest bounce while you ride him

Heavy: - a man who prefers women of the larger variety in general - so your breasts intrigue him, from the moment you first initiate sex he's almost rushing to get you out of your top - worships your chest, peppering it with kisses before lapping at your nipples until you're bruised - will casually squeeze your breasts the way someone would squeeze their partner's ass - "hehe.. do you like them?" "da." his face is red hot

Engineer: - another one who doesn't care about the size of your chest - he only cares about your pleasure - teases you for hours, poking and prodding - insists that you don't wear a bra around the house, after all you should feel comfortable around him! - he soon realizes he can't stop staring at the way your tits bounce as you walk - or how stiff your nipples look in your much too tight tank top - this might be the easiest way to pry him away from his workshop

Medic: - he often has to see your bare chest when you come off the battlefield, half dead and in need of several surgeries - or when you need to come in for a breast exam - and despite being your partner, he can't help but flush at the sight of you, so exposed for him - usually a thigh man, he crumbles when it comes to large chests - on a more sadistic note, he often fantasizes about licking the wounds that may litter your chest after a particularly gory fight - he's a little bit gross but sweet in his own way!

Sniper: - a large breast man through and through - he could play with your tits for hours and hours, in a sexual and non-sexual way - if he could lay in bed sucking your tits, leaving bruises all over the supple flesh, he totally would - loves the way they bounce, the way they sit on your chest, the soft fleshy feeling of holding them in his hands - loves it when you wear outfits that show off your cleavage - loves it even more when he knows he's going to be the one to rip that outfit off later

neither of you remember how this relationship began, nor do either of you tend to think about it too hard

Soldier is stupid, but he's smart enough to know that being fucked by the enemy is frowned upon - that doesn't mean he's going to stop though

you liked pulling him away from the main fight, cornering him and feeling how riled up he was from the adrenaline

Soldier didn't care because, to be quite frank, he found your dominance incredibly attractive

quickies aren't uncommon, you tell him to 'get the fuck on the floor - let me ride you'

but when you both get the time to comfortably fuck, you draaaag it out

pegging, bondage, cock cages - nothing is off limit for you two (pegging being his favourite)

both of your teams know to some degree, no one wants to talk about it despite how risky it is for the factions to cross

Soldier is too stupid to try anything, you enjoy the dynamic too much to risk anything

it has the opportunity to develop into a very stable and loving relationship - if that's your kind of thing

Osomatsu: At first, he was sure it was just a casual lean, but then he heard the soft, steady rhythm of your breathing. His eyes widened, and a slight grin crept onto his face. "You're seriously asleep on me?" he whispered, amused by the situation. Osomatsu was torn between feeling lucky and absolutely panicking about what to do next. Not wanting to ruin the moment, he carefully adjusted his arm and leaned back against the couch. It felt strangely… nice, being your pillow. He couldn't help but smirk to himself. 'Guess I’m not too bad to nap on.' As much as he wanted to make a joke or poke fun at you later, he found himself just letting you rest, his heart racing a bit as the reality sank in. For once, Oso didn’t mind sitting still for a while.

Karamatsu: The moment your head fell onto his shoulder, Karamatsu froze. His eyes widened in surprise, heart beating fast. A light gasp escaped his lips, "How beautiful…" Kara gently adjusted his position, trying to maintain his cool "Karamatsu" facade, despite the flushed look on his face. He kept glancing down at you, marveling at how peaceful you looked. His mind raced with romantic fantasies of this moment. He imagined a sunset, music swelling in the background as he held you close. This was the kind of thing he’d only dreamed of! But in reality, Kara simply remained silent, letting you sleep while mentally preparing some (ridiculous) poetic lines to say to you later. “Yes, this is destiny,” he whispered dramatically, eyes shining with pride.

Choromatsu: Choro's entire body stiffened when he realized you had fallen asleep on him. He swallowed hard, heart pounding in his chest as he looked down at your peacefully resting face. 'What do I do? What do I do?!' His mind raced. Should he wake you up? No, that would be rude! But what if you found it weird later? Was it weird? Was he weird?! Panic set in quickly, but he didn’t dare move. Instead, he sat there, barely breathing, his hands fidgeting in his lap. He could feel the heat rising in his cheeks, and the longer you stayed asleep, the more flustered he became. He wouldn’t move until you woke up, even if he was dying of embarrassment.

Ichimatsu: Ichimatsu blinked in surprise when he felt the weight of your head resting on his shoulder. His first instinct was to shrug you off, but when he turned and saw you had actually fallen asleep, he stopped. You looked so peaceful, so unbothered, that he couldn’t bring himself to disturb you. Instead, he let out a quiet sigh and stayed still, his face neutral as always. A part of him was confused. Why would you fall asleep on him of all people? But another part - one he wasn’t quite used to - felt a warmth spread through his chest. He liked the quiet moment, the closeness without having to say a word.

Jyushimatsu: The second your head hit Jyushi’s shoulder, his eyes lit up with excitement. He held back a little bounce of joy, though his body practically buzzed with energy. You were asleep on him! He had to be doing something right! "Whoa!" he whispered to himself, grinning from ear to ear. He stared down at you, his heart racing with glee. He wanted to jump up and celebrate, but that might wake you… and you looked so comfortable. Instead, Jyushimatsu sat there, vibrating with happiness, his hands fidgeting in his lap. He couldn’t stop himself from glancing at you every few seconds, amazed that this was really happening. Every time you shifted slightly, he stilled himself, determined not to mess up this perfect moment.

Osomatsu: - Oso would try to distract you from your stress in the simplest way possible - by suggesting you take a break and hang out with him - He’s all about keeping things light, so he’ll encourage you to ditch whatever is stressing you and just chill - "Come on, what’s all the stress about? Just take a breather with me, it’ll be fuuuun~" - He’d treat you like a good friend and try to crack jokes or poke fun at your situation to get you to laugh (you do not find it funny.) - Though he seems carefree, he does notice when you're truly stressed - He won’t say it outright, but if you vent to him, he’ll listen more than you might expect, trying to offer you support in his own casual way

Karamatsu: - Kara would go all out - He might show up with candles, music, and declare that he's there to help you unwind like you’re royalty - He’ll probably suggest a cheesy "Karamatsu special" relaxation package - like an awkward DIY spa day or playing you his personal, cringe-worthy serenade on the guitar - "Let my music heal your weary heart, my dear." - Despite his over-the-top ways, Kara would genuinely try to be there for you - He’d listen to you vent, even if he doesn’t know how to help - expect some unintentionally awkward pats on the back or hand-holding - Karamatsu tends to be oblivious to whether his attempts are actually relaxing, but seeing you smile (even if it’s at how ridiculous he’s being) is enough for him

Choromatsu: - Choro takes your stress seriously and tries to give you practical advice on how to manage it - He’s likely to suggest time management tips, relaxation techniques, or even bringing over some tea to help you calm down - He might offer to help with whatever is stressing you out, like organizing your workspace or giving you a hand with your tasks - "If you’re overloaded, we can tackle this together. Two heads are better than one!" - While his intentions are good, Choromatsu’s desire to help might come off as a little overbearing. - He’ll keep asking if you need more help or if you’re feeling better, which could be a bit much if you just want to relax quietly, or if you're just trying to vent

Ichimatsu: - Ichi isn’t great with words, but he can sense when you’re feeling overwhelmed - He’d offer to just sit with you in silence, giving you space to breathe while quietly keeping you company - He’ll probably try to introduce his cats to help you relax, quietly suggesting that petting them might make you feel better - "They’re good for stress," he'll mumble, placing a cat on your lap - He won’t push you to talk or offer solutions unless you ask, but his calm, understated presence can be comforting on its own - If he senses you’re not feeling better, he’ll offer small gestures - like making you tea or subtly asking how he can help without being pushy

Jyushimatsu: - Jyushi’s first instinct is to try to cheer you up by being his usual energetic self - He’ll suggest doing something fun and active, like going out for a run or playing a game to get your mind off things - "Come oooonn! Let’s go do something fun! You’ll feel better if we get moving!" - His excitement is contagious, and even if you’re not up for it at first, it’s hard not to laugh at his over-the-top energy - He’ll do ridiculous things just to get you to laugh, like pulling funny faces or trying to balance random objects on his head - Even when you’re stressed, Jyushimatsu will be by your side, encouraging you with unwavering positivity and a giant smile. "You got this! I know you can do it!"

Osomatsu: - Oso would take on a carefree, "cool older brother" role, but in reality, he’s often lazy and not the best influence - He’d try to bond by doing laid-back, low-effort activities like watching TV or playing video games - He might encourage you to skip school or slack off, laughing it off when you protest, "It’s fine, just relax!" he’d say, not fully realizing how bad it looks - Despite his usual goofiness, when you’re feeling down, Osomatsu can sometimes surprise you with moments of genuine older brother insight - Oso can be surprisingly protective if someone else tries to mess with you - he’d show up, all casual and cool, but with a serious warning not to mess with his little sibling

Karamatsu: - Karamatsu would try way too hard to impress you, always wanting to be the "cool" and "dramatic" big brother - Expect a lot of cringe-worthy poses and declarations of love like, "Fear not, my dear sibling, for Karamatsu is here!~" "Kill yourself." - He’s totally unaware of how embarrassing he can be, and you’ll often have to pull him away from public displays of "Karamatsu-ing" - Kara sees himself as your personal knight in shining armor, ready to protect you from anything (even though it’s unnecessary and over-the-top, his heart is always in the right place) - When it comes to advice, he’ll probably offer up overly poetic or romanticized answers that aren’t helpful at all - "Life is like the stars—beautiful yet fleeting! Embrace it, my sibling!" "....What...?"

Choromatsu: - Choro takes his role as your older sibling very seriously - He’ll constantly lecture you about studying, being responsible, and planning for the future (it becomes very overbearing very quickly) - If you’re even slightly late coming home, he'll will start panicking and texting non-stop, convinced something terrible happened - Choro genuinely wants to support you, especially with school or personal projects, but he’s incredibly socially awkward about it - He’ll cheer you on with over-the-top enthusiasm but might make things a little uncomfortable in the process - His perfectionism can make him hover over you, correcting even the smallest things - you might have to remind him to relax and let you make your own choices sometimes

Ichimatsu: - Ichi would come off as distant and uninterested at first - He’s not great at expressing himself, so you might think he doesn’t care - but he absolutely does, just in his own way - Even though he’s not vocal about it, Ichi has a major soft spot for you - He might sneakily leave snacks or things you like around your room or awkwardly invite you to hang out with his cats - He’ll pretend not to notice if someone is bothering you, but he’s quietly watching and ready to step in if necessary - He won’t ask directly to hang out, but if you come to his room to talk or spend time, he secretly enjoys it - even if he keeps up his usual deadpan expression - Over time, you’ll notice he subtly opens up more around you

Jyushimatsu: - Jyushi would be the fun-loving, hyperactive older brother who’s always full of energy - He’ll constantly try to get you to play sports or do ridiculous activities with him, never running out of enthusiasm - No matter what happens, Jyushi is always there to cheer you up - He’ll offer you the wildest pep talks and make silly faces to try and get you to laugh if you’re feeling down - If you’re nervous about something, he’ll be your loudest cheerleader, encouraging you in the most unexpected ways - Jyushi likes to stick around you, whether it’s to show you cool tricks or simply to have someone to be hyper with - He’ll drag you into random adventures or games, just to keep things lively