THE BLOG OF DAVE STRIDER

Ugly Animals That Need Saving Too

The recently formed Ugly Animal Preservation Society (UAPS) is, according to its president Simon Watt, “dedicated to raising the profile of some of Mother Nature’s more aesthetically challenged children. The panda gets too much attention." Watt, who is also an evolutionary biologist, and his team definitely did not showcase cute and furry pandas at recent UAPS events held at the Edinburgh Science Fest and Bristol’s Big Green Week. Media attention instead was paid to animals such as the appropriately named blobfish.

like soggy oatmeal or something

but hey i’ll take soggy oatmeal over burnt out husk of a planet any day

its not illegal if there’s no law enforcement to catch you

though they did try to turn me into soup after that so i mean

i mean i was conning weird crocodile things i didn't think they would care much

they did though i mean they tried to boil me up in a soup

it was a thing that had to do with the game you could use money to buy grist which you used to build certain things and you had to build up to enter gates and you did that to win the game and not die

it’s not even your nickname man 

that just makes it more depressing because honestly one asshole with a shitty nickname is enough but two

that’s just fucking ridiculous

try pressing one of the buttons on the front and if theres a button that says start hit that

what’s a microwave

joe

buddy

im about to change your life forever

a microwave is a magic box that heats up food

it's not even your nickname man 

that just makes it more depressing because honestly one asshole with a shitty nickname is enough but two

that's just fucking ridiculous

hey joe dont be so negative at least we have modern wonders like prepared microwavable meals

And I hate you most of all.

what's a microwave

joe

buddy

im about to change your life forever

a microwave is a magic box that heats up food

averaged out bridge world or something.

where there’s nothing special or anything happening here

just a boring old normal science-bound world.

like soggy oatmeal or something

but hey i'll take soggy oatmeal over burnt out husk of a planet any day

its not illegal if there's no law enforcement to catch you

though they did try to turn me into soup after that so i mean

Princesses and angels, too? Seriously? I guess I should be grateful that we ended up somewhere normal instead of somewhere not-normal, but …

averaged out bridge world or something.

where there's nothing special or anything happening here

just a boring old normal science-bound world.