hi!! hello!! Do you think you could write some relationship hcs for engi please?? The content drought is killing my softie ass
TF2 engineer headcanons sfw + nsfw
nsfw, gn reader | putting a couple of asks together in this one (#ilovekinkyengie) readers please note that reqs are closed until 17/08/2026 whilst i clear my backlog :)
drabbles under the cut :P
sfw: - You guys were the parents of the team before the relationship was made official - Scout even referred to you as such, so frequently that it didn't even phase you when he started casually referring to you as Engineer's spouse - It didn't help that Engie referred to you as "honey" every other chance he could, especially in front of the other mercs - "You're like an old married couple!" Pauling would snort, you'd roll your eyes and retort with some bullshit about "He's too old for me" or "He's my coworker - I don't see him that way" - You were lying straight through your teeth, and everyone knew it - Dell wasn't blind to it either, he knew you had feelings for him, and he played into it every chance he got - What started out as casual flirty comments in the workshop, knee brushes under the dining table, and sitting maybe a little too close on the common room couch turned very quickly into visiting his room late at night just to spend a couple more moments with him whilst he worked on some new turret modification, or finding reasons to hold his hand during scary movie night, or asking to sleep next to him after a particularly bad nightmare - The affection the two of you shared increased over time, and before you knew the only people who didn't know you two were in a relationship was you and Engie - It wasn't a big deal when he asked you, it was actually very casual. You were outside the base, sitting around the fire in the cool spring air after a night of drinking and laughing with the rest of your coworkers. He was strumming some notes on his guitar, humming a light tune whilst you cozied up to his side - "You're so beautiful, did y'know that?" he asked, peering down at you. You hummed in response - this was normal for the two of you. "I'm gonna have t' make you mine one of these days." he muttered, turning his attention back to the guitar in his arms - "Why not do it now?" You asked, half jokingly, half desperately wanting to elicit some sort of reaction out of him. A reaction, which would somehow confirm that the feelings eating away at your soul for the past several months were mutual - "Oh yeah? You'd wanna be with me? You'd want everyone to know?" He smiled, seemingly unbelieving that you'd respond to such a question. "Yeah, I really would." You mumbled, your body going hot - Dell paused, clearing his throat slightly "Alright, meet me in the lab tomorrow night. Clean up real nice for me." - Your first date was a success, a sensual candle-lit dinner surrounded by turrets and heapings of scrap metal. It was very him, but you can't say you didn't love it - Spending time with him is difficult - he's always receiving missions from the Administrator, leaving little time after matches where he could unwind - But in every chance he gets to see you, he spends every second making you feel loved and attended to - Plays into the "old married couple" dynamic CONSTANTLY now that you're actually together - If he could marry you out in that New Mexican desert he would, but he holds you and your eventual wedding to a much higher standard than the war-torn land you've been stationed on for the past few years
nsfw under here !
nsfw: - As stated above, there are very few moments when you and Dell can spend time outside of work, and therefore you need to make all waking and sleeping moments count - Huge somnophiliac, however he will only act on this if you provide explicit consent and organize rules beforehand - Engie might finish his work in the lab late, opening his bedroom door to find you sleeping soundly under his covers. You're so cute, so soft and vulnerable. All for him. He slides your underwear down, and can't help but insert his cock between your thighs, rubbing himself against the wet slickness of your sex - If he decides to fuck you, he's very gentle, ensuring that you won't feel any pain as he slides his length inside of you - Alternatively, he'll wake up before you and spend hours trying to pleasure you without waking you up, seeing how far he can push you to cum - Dominant to a fault, he does not bottom and he is not submissive, as much as he worships you outside of the bedroom, inside he is a completely different person - Major puppy-play fetish, will buy you a collar and leash to wear, a bowl for you to eat his cum out of, the whole works - "Awww poor puppy, is it too much for you?" You pant and whine in response, choking back sobs as Dell continues to fuck you relentlessly "Too fuckin' bad." You've been teasing him all day, begging for him to punish you, and now you're getting it - He'll yank your collar back to elicit louder, almost pornographic moans, he wants the entire facility to hear the way you take him - "Does my stupid little puppy wanna cum? Tell daddy what you want baby." He's not letting you cum, you know no matter what you answer, he's gonna stop, let you barely catch up on your own breath, and then begin slamming into you once again - Mild daddy kink, this started when the mercs began to refer to you as the parents of the team. Hearing you place him in that kind of position, a position of power, makes him so hard - Switches back to his normal, loving self after sex. It's extremely jarring, you don't think anyone would believe you if they didn't hear the way he makes you moan















